((who the fuck is this other wesley
stealing my bitches))

YOU CAN SHARE FANS! LIKE HOW THE ONCELERS ARE ALL FRIENDS!!
((okay
but he probably won’t wanna be friends with me so :((((((( ))

you wesleys should be friends!
((i dunno man
HES GONNA STEAL ALL MY FANS))
((aw shit guess who it is))
i’ll watch the superbowl when squidward’s band plays at half-time